More Woes for Orioles Eduardo Velazquez
A blow for Eduardo Velazquez today — team doctors confirmed he suffered a setback in his recovery from a sore quad. The Orioles catcher is now projected to miss at least 5 days.
Russ Lyons Finds New Weightlifting Regiment in Ozark Mountains
Entering 2069, Russ Lyons has been on the look out for ways to improve himself and reportedly has found his answers in the Ozark Mountains. Yesterday, Lyons informed yours truly, “I’ve added 10 lbs of muscle thanks to my new instructor. I wanted to add some power to my game and decided to explore my surroundings a bit. I…
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Phillies Ink Deal with SP Amaya
The Philadelphia front office announced the signing of David Amaya today as the team’s new starting pitcher. The 38-year-old came to terms with the Phillies and will be hauling in $16,500,000 a year over 1 year. Amaya has crafted a 174-113 won-lost record in his career with a 3.56 ERA.
Giants Lose Lemus for 6 Weeks
San Francisco fans will be disappointed to learn that Jonathan Lemus suffered a hamstring strain while colliding with a player at a base in today’s game. After the doctor informed the San Francisco Giants manager that Lemus was expected to miss 6 weeks, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their…
Astros Third Baseman Taschini Injured
Houston fans will be disappointed to learn that Gerolamo Taschini suffered a bruised wrist while being hit by a pitch in today’s game. After the doctor informed the Houston Astros manager that Taschini was expected to miss 3 weeks, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the third…