Russ Lyons Finds New Weightlifting Regiment in Ozark Mountains

Russ Lyons Finds New Weightlifting Regiment in Ozark Mountains

Entering 2069, Russ Lyons has been on the look out for ways to improve himself and reportedly has found his answers in the Ozark Mountains. Yesterday, Lyons informed yours truly, “I’ve added 10 lbs of muscle thanks to my new instructor. I wanted to add some power to my game and decided to explore my surroundings a bit. I…

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Phillies Ink Deal with SP Amaya

Phillies Ink Deal with SP Amaya

The Philadelphia front office announced the signing of David Amaya today as the team’s new starting pitcher. The 38-year-old came to terms with the Phillies and will be hauling in $16,500,000 a year over 1 year. Amaya has crafted a 174-113 won-lost record in his career with a 3.56 ERA.

Philadelphia, SP Settle Reach Agreement

Philadelphia, SP Settle Reach Agreement

Rumors of a deal between Jared Settle and Philadelphia finally bore fruit today as the two sides faced a packed press corps. Phillies officials looked very pleased as they outlined the terms of the new deal. Settle will earn $16,500,000 per year for 1 year. He is expected to be a solid addition to his new club. In career numbers Settle has registered a…

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CF Roberto Ramirez Landing in Los Angeles

CF Roberto Ramirez Landing in Los Angeles

Feedback was positive in Los Angeles today as the club announced an agreement with center fielder Roberto Ramirez, one of the league’s marquee players. Ramirez has played in 1735 games and is hitting .304 lifetime with 784 RBIs, 2059 hits, 382 doubles, 103 triples and 151 home runs. He has scored 1130 times and stolen 309 bases.