A wave of jubilation swept over Chicago today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Gabe Detres.

Despite the fact that the Chicago Cubs will have to pay out $3,400,000 over 1 year, he will certainly draw fans to the park. Let’s just hope they don’t crank up ticket prices!

In his career Detres has compiled a .232 batting average and collected 1296 hits, 175 home runs and 641 RBIs.